I’m unoriginal? Are you serious?! Everything I do is original! Everything I… I am is original! There’s nobody like me!
You do realize what you’re saying, don’t you?
Yeah! I’m the #$%#%$ man!
No, what you are…
is alone.
hijack of a hijack of a hijack…i guess.
Anyways, Fry meme.
YOU DON’T SAY?!
(Source: theamericankid)
What the hell are we waiting for, America? Grab your saws and get to work!
(Source: machistado, via blackrexgrossman)
"I am fairly certain that “YOLO” is “Carpe Diem” for stupid people."
— Jack Black (via happyhealthyjessica)
(via acceptdreams-denyreality)



